InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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In my third year of universityI was recruited to write a column for my school's newspaper. I was weirdly excited about it. I was very restless for the few days before the first issue came out, and I was constantly bugging my friends about it.
Me: My column comes out on Thursday!
Best friend: You're just excited because then you can photocopy it and mail copies to everyone you know.
Me: What do you mean? I'm only going to send it to my parents.
Best friend: I know.
[long pause]
Me: ...I can't believe I didn't see that one coming.
Best friend: I'm very disappointed in you.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:18, closed)
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