Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Old next door neighbours
Were decidedly of the chav.
Both in their 50s, he had only one lung, she suffered from emphasyma. The resulting racket, combined with creaking of what was presumably a rickety bed sounded like someone gargling raw eggs while being accompanied by a intermittent football rattle.
Being short of oxygen though, such couplings were mercifully short.
( , Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:22, Reply)
Were decidedly of the chav.
Both in their 50s, he had only one lung, she suffered from emphasyma. The resulting racket, combined with creaking of what was presumably a rickety bed sounded like someone gargling raw eggs while being accompanied by a intermittent football rattle.
Being short of oxygen though, such couplings were mercifully short.
( , Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:22, Reply)
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