I've met 3 women from the interwebs... that fell in love with me.
Now I must say, It's been years since I met someone from the internets, But about 10/15 years ago just on the cusp of broadband I used to spend a lot of time on a website that has now gone called "the great British quiz" the site was basically a rolling chat room that started on irc (the good old days) that a bot asked questions and it was really only a feat of memory rather than knowledge as there was only about 200 questions on the thing.

It seem to be very well populated by bored middle aged house wives, In between rounds there would be general chatting and I seemed to get singled out by the girls there as being "a nice guy" mainly because 2 lines into a private chat most of the blokes would come out with "what are you wearing" and be furiously masturbating whilst informing said women about it.

The first Woman was 32 (I was about 19) who didn't live too far from me and was married, we arranged to meet for a coffee just to put a face to the name. After about 4 pints (as the coffee was in a pub) she turned and told me that I was one of the nicest people she has talked to on the internet and she had fallen in love with me! Panic ensued as back then I had morals and thought I could never break up a "happy" marriage I made my excuses and left as soon as possible.

Then a few months later I was chatting to another woman, this one lived dahn sarff in Woking (about 200 miles from me) we exchanged phone numbers and used to chat of an evening whilst on the quiz. Three weeks into these phone calls she decided she was going to come up to Warrington to stay for a weekend to meet me. she said on her last day here "I've been to the park thinking.... I think I have fallen in love with you" Again panic, this time including sheer terror as she informed me that people might not approve as of the age difference as she was 48!!! And strangely enough (and if not to prove how old she is) she worked on the launch of the first ATM in the UK and those shots of Reg Varney using the machine, she can be seen stood next to the manager. Again I made my excuses and she was another one added to my block list.

About 8 months later I started chatting to a woman in Manchester who was confiding in me about her deeply unhappy marriage and home life. We arranged to meet in Manchester. Upon arriving she told me that she had fallen for me and wanted me to whisk her away from her dull life and that she had booked a hotel for us for the weekend. my strong moral streak went out of the window as she was stunning and I wanted to get my nuts. After we went our separate ways she would phone me every day (2 or 3 times a day) Telling me how she was unhappy and was leaving her husband. I ended up talking to her for years (and still do now). She ended up leaving him about 2 years later and I had a bit of a relationship with her. Bit awkward as her eldest daughter was only 2 years younger than me. One drunken night she took the knock and went to bed leaving me chatting with her eldest who then made a pass at me. ABSOLUTE PANIC SET IN! so I scuttled off to bed. I confessed all in the morning and she was ok with it (little dance in my head as I thought "YES! I get the mother/daughter thing here") A blazing row ensued between them. The next day it continued which ended up with her daughter storming out and moving into her dads. Then two weeks later her 17 year old daughter pulled the same move. It was at this point I called it a day deciding that there was some kind of strange emotional damage running through the entire family.

Since then I have sworn 2 things.

1: Don't be too nice and listen to peoples problems on the interweb as they take general politeness as a deep connection and are generally starved of affection to be telling a complete stranger about their issues.

2: When chatting to a woman for the first time in a private chat, To get my cock out and ask them what they're wearing!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:39, 18 replies)

Click
just for the last line.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:38, closed)

I hardly ever read the long posts
But you are now my new hero.
(Straight after Hulk Hogan)
(technocore, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 5:30, closed)

I like this,
because women, and their daughters, are always throwing themselves at me.

Trouble is, I work in a pre-school.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 8:36, closed)

happens all the time
I once had a brief ‘threesome’ on a outdoor pub table after closing time. They claimed they where a mother and daughter ‘looking for fun’ but I wasn’t so sure on either count. We got a taxi back to their place and I managed jump back in the taxi and shout “DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE” before I got dragged into their lair.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:37, closed)

You were wise to get out.
Women don't enjoy sex, so it must all have been some sinister ruse.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:43, closed)

Snakes with tits, the lot of 'em.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:47, closed)

Excellent
More of this kind of thing
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:03, closed)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:23, closed)

Haha!
*strokes chin*
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:40, closed)

It happened a long time ago
& he's a different person now.


Howdy blaireau69!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:06, closed)

Hey, what?
I didn't say a word...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:09, closed)

;P

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:29, closed)

It does sound like I am some kind of romantic god, Which I am not.
It was just a bizarre set of circumstances that led to all the meetings, But this was over the course of 2 to 4 years condensed into a few lines, There was all manor of endless hours of chats that led me into being dubbed "a nice guy". Main thing was I had come out of a relationship that I was in for five years (14 to 19) and wasn't really looking for anyone so I did take a genuine interest in peoples lives without leading onto smut or pushing for meetings. Women can smell desperation even over the internet, I know because for years after that I went through and extremely dry patch of woman-less-ness.

I only wish that this sort of thing would happen to me now!

Before I got jaded by life I was a caring compassionate person who was very staid in my advise, now I'm just a miserable cunt.

What is really hard to believe is that they where all called "Ann" in different guises.
Ann-Marie
Anna-belle
and Annie.
I was hoping to go through the alphabet but got stuck on the C's with a Catherine and a Carolyn, then ended up with a Katie-Ann!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:34, closed)

I think
the dry patch was caused by your Asperger's and OCD.
Also, you may have Borderline Personality Disorder.

do you sometimes realise that you cannot connect properly with people IRL?



.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:31, closed)

Hahahahahaha
No, not at all.

Excuse me whilst I put my pencils in order of colour, size and finally sharpness.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:55, closed)

Where are the massive drugs
and the Honda Accord?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:02, closed)

I used to be in a quiz chat room on AOL
and the same scenario was true there, lots of bored or disaffected housewives looking for a soul mate in between using their brain that didn't get exercised during the day looking after kids and doing housework. Inevitably there would be hook-ups between some people, ranging from one-off dirty weekends to completely acrimonious divorces, and yet these weren't people who set out to look around for a bit on the side, but a bit of compassion and understanding and listening does make you look a much better bet than their inattentive dull angry violent sarcastic 'better halves'.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:43, closed)

AOL was a mine field too.
It seemed that in the early/mid 90s bored housewives used the internet to find a soul mate or quick diddle.

Now the internet is very diverse with multiple websites dedicated to everything from casual sex to places like e-harmony so the field is spread thin. When I met the last woman it was about 4 years before I admitted to someone that we met through the internet, now it's common place. Back then it was something that only sad lonely people did because they didn't have the skill to speak to people in bars.

In those days "hiding" behind a keyboard I found an awfull lot of women who wore their hearts on their sleeves. (which I was a little guilty of from time to time).
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 23:35, closed)