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That thing Gordon Brown does when he inhales. People who repeat themselves. Parents who call their children ridiculous names. The indecisive. Reduced salt/sugar baked beans*. People who don't have their money ready when buying stuff. People who rush to be the first to make a bad or recycled joke about a recent tragedy. "Keep apart two chevrons." Rebellious teenagers. Aquarians. People that relay their night out/holiday/life on facebook. Single function devices that don't work. Asterisks with no explanation. Definately. Not being allowed to hit kids. Jeremy Kyle. People who look at their phone while you're talking to them. Ppl who answer their phone mid-conversation. Stupid people on quiz shows. It being frowned upon to ridicule fat people. Religious tolerance. The intolerant religious. You-Tube comments. Noticing, like, someone repeatedly, like, uses a word making you wait for them to, like, use it again rather than actually, like, listen to them. People listing rational hatreds. People who repeat themselves. Opening a door for someone who doesn't say 'thank you.' The decisive. My daughter Taloolah-boo's annoying laugh. Astrology. Having to end lists with something poignant or resounding.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:17, 4 replies)

And people said I had issues after reading my list.....

(Nanny Pat vote for me, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:30, closed)

People who are reluctant to admit they have issues.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:39, closed)

Stupid people on quiz shows
are one of life's purest joys
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:48, closed)

ISWUDT.

Funneh.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:51, closed)