Sort of a pearoast
but it still makes my mind boggle and it happened over a decade ago.

I was discussing with my ex girlfriend how I was having trouble finding a job. I had finished university and was working in Woolworths whilst trying to get a better job.

HER: "There are more jobs in London, why don't you move down here?"
ME: "I would, but I'd need a job first so I could afford to move down."
HER: "No. I live in London and I don't have a job!"
ME: "Yes, but you have a flat."
HER: "Well if I can have a flat in London without having a job, why can't you?"
ME: "Errrr. Your Dad BOUGHT your flat for you."
HER: "I really don't see what that's got to do with anything...."
ME: ".....Really?"
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:59, 16 replies)

and she's you're EX girlfriend?
well, how did you let that one slip through ya fingers?
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:02, closed)

You went out with Rachelswipe?

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:09, closed)

SnowyTheRabbit is Chompy?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:14, closed)

So which one of us is baldmonkey?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:15, closed)

We're ALL baldmonkey tangles.
All of us except for the ones that are Bou.
And Gilgy.
And Gilgy's Imaginary Parrot.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:16, closed)

No wonder so many of us are so LOVELY, stuj

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:39, closed)

I'm confused now
I thought I was Albert Marshmallow.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:14, closed)

Can't be, or you'd have already owned a number of properties in London.
And a moped.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:20, closed)

I must be baldmonkey
too then.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:22, closed)

but how would i know if i was bald monkey
after all i have hair. Perhaps we are all seperate aspects of Bald monkeys personality
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:59, closed)

if she
owned a house in London why wasnt she down there and why didnt you just move in with her
(mrbridger2010, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:10, closed)

Well...
1) She was living down there. This conversation happened when we met up at a mutual friend's party.
2) I didn't move in with her because she was my ex-girlfriend, and was at that time boffing one of my best friends, and it might have been a touch awkward as a result.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:32, closed)

Talking to ex-girlfriends
is irrational
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:21, closed)

Yes
I suppose so.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:32, closed)

so this
conversation happened before she was your girlfriend yet you deemed her to be girlfriend material.

not sure who the irrational person is
(mrbridger2010, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:35, closed)

Yur reedding komprehenshun
is nott vry goode.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 14:35, closed)