I spied on someone...Freddie Woo says: "I was staying at a youth hostel in Europe and realised you could spy on the female dorm by looking through the keyhole in the adjoining door. So I knelt down, put my eye up to the hole... and saw an eye staring back at me. And I was the one they called a pervert." Tell us your tale of spying shenanigans.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:23)
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Accidental voyeurAfter helping out with a play at a local theatre, I needed to return some equipment. So I went along to see the next production, and in the interval asked where I could find the director. "He's through there," I was told, and pointed at a door.
Now the play being performed this week was set in a girls's school. When I opened the door, I found that it led directly into the backstage area where about 30 teenage girls were changing into their school uniforms ready for the second half.
In your fantasies, that might sound like the start of a classic Sexy Schoolgirls porn scene, one for the long-term wank bank. You can imagine me in a smoking jacket, with a pencil moustache and monacle, carrying a bottle of champers and two glasses. "Me, the girls of St Trinians, and three dozen shots of Rohypnol? What WERE they thinking???"
In reality, I kept my head down and my eyes firmly fixed on the floor as I hurried through to the next room. I still clearly remember the pattern on the carpet.
Coward.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:53, 6 replies)
Sodid the carpet match the drapes?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:56,
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Methinks the paedo doth protest too much.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:37,
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LIES ON THE INTERNETYou fucked them all really you massive hetero.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 14:13, closed)
Why did you not turn back and ask whether it was the correct place?I don't see the benefit of having to tell a court you didn't look at something as oposed to just not looking at it.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:00, closed)
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