My job: Expectation vs RealityWhen I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.
Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
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'BlunceJoined the UK Ambulance Service (mumble) years ago, expecting a whole bunch of stuff, some of it obvious, like helping people & racing around like a loon under blue lights, some of it less so.
Most of it is fairly mundane (to us, not the patients) & yes we do help people (I'd better not admit to the loon bit), but I really didn't expect to be treated so badly by Government, or the drunken fuktards who assault us on a fairly regular basis.
Truth is, I probably expected the uniform to act as more of a fanny magnet, but it turns out, that if you're ugly with a small dick it somehow doesn't seem to help much...
length: see above
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:57, 3 replies)
Perhaps you shouldn't have your dick hanging out of your uniform.(
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 9 May 2014, 8:38,
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1. It's not a uniform, it's a costume
2. More a case of a dick hanging out IN a uniform
(, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:34, closed)
Firemen smell of smoke and heroism,paramedics stink of vomit and death.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:46,
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