KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Its A Funny thingI have worked here for 3 long years and up until this week there has been the most vile person I have ever met working alongside me.
He was constantly trying to show me up, make me look stupid, get me the sack and generally belittle me.
Saturday evening he crashed the works van into a parked car while pissed out of his tree.
The idiot tried to flee the scene despite leaving his keys (including his front door key) in the ignition, His jacket on the passenger seat, the van having his mobile number and our address plastered on it and best of all the crashed cars owner watching from his frontroom window.
He was arrested and bundled off to the cells.
Monday morning he comes into work wearing the same clothes and stinking of piss and sporting a lovely stain on the front and back of his tan trousers.
He is fired on the spot in front of everyone and promptly starts crying.
After three years of hell these fews days have been awesome.
reap what you so bitch
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:42, 1 reply)
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