KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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^Cap'n PlacidNot bad.
I already have the (legal, folks) guns, which I intend to be cleaning/fondling in an obvious manner, maybe with a few pointed comments about the waste ground in the vicinity and my posession of a shovel.
I might reserve the French Maid's outfit and extreme facial tic for the more persistent suitors.
Maybe laying down plastic sheeting everywhere "'cos of the forensics, innit" might be a bit OTT, though.
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