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Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.

(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
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I used to live on an estate in Manchester...
I had very short hair and the kids used to call me strap-on.

How the fuck do they know about strap-ons fer christ's sake.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:15, closed)
Why does short hair,
remind them of strap-ons?

They probably learnt from their paedo parents' internet bookmarks.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:28, closed)
Because to them all girls with short hair were lesbians.
Plus I was living with my best friend who also had very short hair.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:58, closed)
Yes. That's the law.
You are female and live with another female.


Add to that lack of long hair, no inflated breasts and a unwillingness to behave like a 70s porn movie.

Clearly lesbians.

And therefore you may infect their children with teh ghey.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:42, closed)
i, too,
have been branded a vagitarian before now, mainly because i was fed up with long hair and got a number 4 all over. admittedly, it did make me look like a mingita, but i managed to ditch this image by shagging my best mate's brother.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 1:17, closed)

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