kids?
just last year i was on holiday in portugal...
( Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 1:47, closed)

fella...
...Your post might be less offensive if it at least had a punchline.
The rest of your 'posts' prove you are at best borderline literate and sub prime for potential return on wit or flair. that’s how normal people spell humur (sic)

go back through some of the best answers to the archive questions.

use spel chock tu.

and try not to be such a total spongflap

just saying
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 4:01, closed)

in all fairness
the punchline to this one should be fairly explanatory. Just ask Maddie... no wait! ;)
( betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:54, closed)

Why is it offensive?
You've got to make light of these things after all. I've never seen the point in taboo subjects.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed in your pint on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 11:09, closed)