Is it wrong that I find this funny?
Possibly the funniest thing I ever heard about a kid comes from a colleague of mine.

Imagine the scene: breakfast, about 7am, mother and two-year-old son munching on their toast. All is quiet... no sound save the ticking of the clock. And then, apropos of absolutely nothing, junior speaks.

"Mummy?"
"Yes, darling?"
"CUNT."

Class. :)
(Orin finds posting from his PSP laborious..., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:52, closed)

If this doesn't win
I'll eat your mum.

*clicks*
( Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:58, )

*click*
Simple, yet effective.
(PJM Per effluvia, ad astra, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:03, )

PJM
Is seconded.
(RDFCRob I wish we were going up. Sighhhh, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:29, )

Or Thirded
Even.
*Click*
( BelmsfordSux Has finally reached the peak of consoledom, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:52, )

That kid is a true b3tan.
*Clickies*
( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:15, )

That's appalling.
If my son had said that, he'd have been in so much trouble.

Saying that though, I just pissed myself reading it :D
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:49, )