A friends story
Of a story she gets told about her and her sister when they were young.

1 fine morning 2 little ,innocent looking 8 year old children knock on their neighbours door,
"Can we have some brandy plse? Run or whiskey would do."
"Why?" asks the neighbour.
"We're baking a cake"
neighbour (a bit foolsihly) lets them have the brandy.

1/2 hour later there comes another knock on the door. It;s the 2 kids again.
"Can we borrow a scrubbing brush please?
"Why?" asks the neighbour for the 2nd time.
"Mum says we have to clean it off the walls."
( Crap Little Monkey Can't write, can't spell, no grammEr, no 'shop., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:37, closed)