A job!
I generally have little time for fuck-trophies. Mrs. Lustfish and I aren't really the parenting types. However, should we ever have a little crotch-fruit of our own, I would be proud to be the kind of parent that my friend Rick is.

He has a daughter, and I visited when she was about six. As I arrived, this cute-as-a-button little girl came running over, and asked "Uncle Lustfish, would you like a gin and tonic?". Why, yes, I would, as it happened.

So off she bounced and made me a damn fine G&T. I thanked her for this, and complimented Rick on his fine parenting skills. He said, "that's nothing - ask her what she's getting for her sixteenth birthday!".

Now, Rick is something of a pervert, so I did ask - but with some trepidation. Nothing could have prepared me for her answer, though.

"A job! So I can pay Daddy back!".
(lustfish, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:25, 7 replies)

fuck-trophies

This has to be one of the finest terms ever.
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 20:41, closed)

Fuck-trophies
Thank you, thank you... :D

(bows)
(lustfish, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 21:54, closed)

Fuck trophies! Brilliant!

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 22:03, closed)

Personally
I prefer 'crotch-fruit'
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 22:15, closed)

Catchphrases
I'm gratified that you enjoyed those. For some reason, American parents get all sniffy when I call their little snowflakes by those names. :)
(lustfish, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 23:24, closed)

I think
"Irresponsibility Spawn" is fitting for many people's kids too.
(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 2:09, closed)

Irresponsibility Spawn
I laughed out loud. Isn't that a gardener?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:18, closed)