When I was a lad...
Back when I was but a little penguin, I used to think that they should use criminals and nasty people from jail in movie scenes where people got shot. It just seemed to make sense.

Upon reflection, might have been a bit harsh.
(PenguinOfDeath fixed his bass amp!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:18, closed)

I'm clicking I Like This
Because I went all gooey when I read the phrase "when I was but a little penguin".

Incidentally, Little Penguin is a very nice brand of Australian Chardonnay that only Asda sell. I can strongly recommend it.

Have I had too much coffee already?
(happylittletulip putting the wild into the wild wild west, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:25, closed)

Dear lord, Tulip
Your sig has given me the hunger.
( Bert Monkeysex would like to do a poo on your lav, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:34, closed)

Ah Bertie old fruit
Of course it has. You're only human.

Incidentally, better no more monkey ever than no more sex ever... no?
(happylittletulip putting the wild into the wild wild west, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:35, closed)

Surely...
Monkeys = Sex?
(Kaol has dropped off the radar, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:50, closed)

@Kaol and Tulip
Aye, the monkeys are a sexually ambiguous species.
( Bert Monkeysex would like to do a poo on your lav, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:58, closed)

yes, but
do they like cake?
(happylittletulip putting the wild into the wild wild west, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:00, closed)