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This is a question "Needless to say, I had the last laugh"

Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.

Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion

(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55)
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Many years ago a friend and I were discussing the source of a foul odour that had permeated the classroom.
My friend sniffed and furrowed his brow... "Have you farted?"

"Whoever smelt it, dealt it." I answered, accusingly.

"Whoever did the rhyme did the crime." Said he, until I pointed out that that too rhymed and he had therefore unwittingly incriminated himself.

Needless to say, I had the last laugh because I had in fact shat my pants.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:14, 6 replies)
*click*
...for the silliness

"He who made the bluff done the guff"
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:32, closed)
:) I have inadvertantly found the best page on Wikipedia.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence_humor
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:40, closed)
'He (she) who inculpated promulgated' is inspired.

(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 15:43, closed)
I'm going to us "A fox smells his own hole first." at the earliest opportunity.

(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:34, closed)
Me too...

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 8:44, closed)
Hahahaha
*click*
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:11, closed)

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