Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Not late for work, but close.I had another staff member who got so pissed on shift that he 'forgot' to close the bar. When I turned up the next day the entire takings for the night and the safe float were sitting on the bar with the front door wide open.
Where was he?
In the back lounge unconscious with his pants around his ankles, and to top it off - with his cock in hand.
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Silent5, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 5:49,
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