Sexism! Lego! Bins!
For my boyfriend's (26th) birthday I got him a green bin lorry LEGO set he'd been hankering over. He found it hilarious and ace. Little bins with rubbish! Excellent.

So the day came and he diligently sat down at the dining room table to build his little LEGO lorry. After a while he delightedly announced it was finished and I trotted over to see it. It was pretty cool, with bin tipping action and strange bits of rubbish including a banana, a fish and some sort of strange lamp shade-like things. Not sure what those were...

Now, I'm not usually (as far as I was aware) a sexist person. Even if I have unfair thoughts I make sure not to act on them and be a better person. Equality all the way. But I surprised myself for a split second here.

He was fixing some bits on it when I pushed it about and picked up the bin man. Or so I thought. There was a brief moment when I turned the bin man over and thought, "Huh. This bin man is wearing make up. That's a bit odd." before I realised that I'd just assumed bin man was a man's job. That quick flash in my head was enough, and it tickled me. I rolled with it.

Thus, he now has a little bin lorry on his desk full of fish, lamp shades, bananas and a tough-arsed bin woman named Bitch Tits.

"Pick up the damned fish, Bitch Tits! This a man's job, Bitch Tits!"

We've decided she's in a band with the other bin man.

TL;DR LEGO brought out my sexism.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 0:46, 7 replies)

Tsk. Maybe you should just
STAY ABOUT FROM HIS BINS?!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 8:52, closed)

About.

(Panzerfaust, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:27, closed)

A boat.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 12:38, closed)

They're called dust carts.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 12:17, closed)

They
fucking well aren't.
(immadme, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 17:44, closed)