Dunno about Pathological.....
Me and a couple of my friends( who I've known for 0ver 20 yrs) lie to people for pure pleasure. All of us on our own have been making up retarded shit for so long that it's now second nature. We're bad enough on our own but when together, the freestyle "tag team" lying is a joy to behold.

eg. One time we were in a beer garden with a guy that my mate Danny went to uni with, he was telling us about his new job.....My mate mike had been teaching English as a foreign language for Ford in Eastern Europe and he started talking about Wanking booths in the Czech republic.......

When mike mentioned this, Sean (the target) went "WHAT????"

Mike: "Wanking booths....Czech Republic."
Sean: "Really"
Mike :"Yes."
Danny: " You know how in France , you get urinals in the street where your head and feet are visible while you take a piss?"
Sean:" Aye, I've Seen them"
Me:"Well, it's a similar thing in the Czech republic. You've got to understand though, that wanking isn't looked upon in the same way in Eastern Europe. There's no stigma attached to it like in the UK"
Danny:"It's seen more as a social event over there, you could walk into a pub in Warsaw for example and all your mates would be drinking pints at the bar, Wanking"
Sean: ^o^
Mike: "The wanking booths are really up to date though.........
Using the one way glass that we use in Ambulances.......
The only difference is YOU CAN SEE IN BUT YOU CAN'T SEE OUT"
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 4:45, closed)

i love a good blag
once convinced my mate that meatloaf "i would do anything for love" was about anal sex bcuz his wife was a 'wild one' and wanted to watch him get buttfucked by a man, he didnt want to; so he wrote the song.
a mental hi-5 was had when he bought it
(Joe Guevara is well known for stealing your biscuits, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 15:19, closed)