another time....
When we were at a party, Danny and me were really high, full of pills......we were talking to some girls, one of them asked me what I did for a living.....
I told her that I was a freelance Paedophile hunter.

Girl:what????
Me:you know like in America, you get bounty hunters who have powers outside the law?
Girl: yes.
Me: well it's like that but not really acknowleged publically.
Girl: oh right.

*silence*

Me: I shouldn't really be telling anyone about it.......but, last week, the chief of Strathclyde police called me up and said "come down to the station"

I went down to the station and in the chief's office, he handed me a dossier on a particularly nasty paedophile, I had a scan through it and when I was reading it,

the chief said

"I WANT YOU TO ELIMINATE HIM WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE"

at this point, Danny, who was sitting opposite me , talking to her friend and listening to me lying burst out laughing and snorted jets of beer out of both nostrils all over her.
( Cockweasle I'm a owle, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 4:58, closed)

That is fantastic.
*click*
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 17:53, )