Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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I'm so sociable'I get on well with all different kinds of people, at all levels of business, and actively enjoy meeting new people'
Meaning, 'I'm grumpy until about 3pm, am impatient and likely to shout; hate meeting new people and often leave meetings early to smoke'
Three years in they haven't noticed/complained...
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 16:11,
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