Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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Mistaken IdentityFunny this should come up-
I'm currently trying to get a job having just finished university, which means sending off many applications with my CV. Fair enough
One of my friends asked me to help her write her CV so she could get a summer job, so I just used mine as a template
Turns out we have similar phone numbers
and I managed to not change them properly.
So she sent off her CV for a few jobs- which included pictures of her (she wants to do some modelling and is rather attractive- probably why I was so willing to help out)
Cue me now getting dodgy texts from what I can only assume are dirty old men saying she can have the job if she sends more pictures or other such similar unsavoury activities
I've since told her
She sees the oppurtunity to cause mayhem- She wants me to send the asked for questions of my ugly male self :)
No jokes about length here- it'll be shock enough for the dirty old men if i send pictures :)
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 17:50, Reply)
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