Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Chewing Gummy mum told me that if I swallowed my chewing gum, it would get stuck in my innards, and stay there forever and make me starve. I thought she was lying then, but I read somewhere recently that things stay down there for years! So that yellow lego brick could still be there!
Plus, my girlfriend tried to convince me that snakes hovered. She almost got me, too. This was last year.
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muteboy, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 17:07,
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