Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Ice Creammy mate told me that when an Ice Cream Van plays that tune...
So, sick of hearing the same old thing for the umpteenth time, I VICIOUSLY BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH A FROZEN 99, CHOPPED HIM LIMB FROM LIMB AND MINCED THE BODY PARTS INTO THE ICE CREAM MACHINE AND SOLD IT AS RASPBERRY RIPPLE!
AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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