Look! It's me in the Local PaperMost local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.
What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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Giant DogMy mate Carl is a big lad who likes Cider.
My home town of Ilkley is quite posh and therefore the local Newspaper will publish articles on any old fucking subject that is currently pissing off all the old dears on the parish counsil.
A few years ago there a spell of some bugger letting his giant dog foul a couple of shop doorsteps late at night.
Story was in the paper two weeks running. The police made investigations. There was a parish counsil stake out. Vets were called to identify the dog breed. People still talk about the dog mystery.
Carl says he got caught short two weeks running on the way back from the only nightclub in town (that fucking shithole is another story).
Dirty bastard. We still laugh about that big fucking dog though.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2005, 11:29, Reply)
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