I was visiting the folks this last weekend
We popped out to a garden centre so my mum could buy something, and being old they wanted a cup of tea. In the cafe was a young family with twin children, everyone was obviously cooing over them.

We left about the same time as the family, and as we were getting to the car the lady who had parked next to us with old mother in tow, said to my dad in passing. "Oooh, I always wanted twins", her mother snorted.

The woman then proceeded to say "I always quite fancied black twins too", her mother looked on, "but I didn't like the idea of what I'd have to do to get them..." and nodded knowingly.
( new_matt, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:07, 7 replies)

Adoption?

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:19, closed)

Eventually, yes
But before that you'll have to change your name to something that sounds a bit like 'McDonalds' and make a music career churning out the musical equivalent of junk food.
(roysin, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 17:37, closed)

Linda McCartney?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:15, closed)

Buggery King?

(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 23:40, closed)

Too Catholic.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 6:43, closed)

Kinder Fried in Canola?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 28 Feb 2013, 6:33, closed)

What would she have had to do?
Go to a bar where black twins hang out and let them buy her a drink?
(ubergeekian, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:15, closed)