This one time at university
Quentin and Rupert got some drugs from a drugdealer to take in the toilets at the Hilda's bop.
We all took the drugs, it was really mental! I got totally high!

I got so high, right that I thought that instead of being at the bop, dancing I was at the centre of the earth fighting a giant badger! How mad is that right! Then the drug dealer came becuase we hadn't given him the correct change and he started to chase me but I thought he was a bong and tried to smoke him lol!

Then I was sick everywhere but I was so high that I thought the sick was money and tried to use it to pay the bong, it was like my mind was melting.

The police came but they let me off becuase my uncle is Kavanagh QC and my Dad is Judge John Deed and it wasn't drugs just sherbert and it made my nose hurt.
( WormuIus, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:51, 5 replies)

Haaaaaaaahahahahahahhaaha!
This should win!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:52, closed)

I know you :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:15, closed)

Whoa man

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:08, closed)

This is my favourite so far.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:43, closed)

You are an Oxford law student circa 1998
AICMPF.

Signed,

An Oxford law student circa 1998

Also: *click*
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:06, closed)