When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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Haha, nearly forgotMy last long term gf (4 years) handed me her mobile at the first New Years party we had attended together. Being very drunk and high I shouted into it "Happy new year motherfucker!!!" She turned pale and said: "That was my Dad, calling to wish us a happy new year."
The next year, we were at another party and I got a call on my phone from a number I didn't recognise. Without thinking, I answered it in my usual style, "Happy new year motherfucker!!!" only to be greeted by a pause and her mother's voice asking if her daughter was there.
How's that for a double whammy? Needless to say, I still haven't learned my lesson.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2005, 18:09,
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