When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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cubboardMary was a wonderful girl, and all the more wonderful when she finally invited me home. Her parents, who I'd never met, were out and not expected back, and we retired to her bedroom. One thing led to another, and we ended up in her bed. Things were just getting fun when we heard the door slam downstairs.
"Shit" said Mary, "Hide."
"Fucking where?" I grunted, hopping naked out of bed with my cock waving around like a drunken loon. I hobbled into her wardrobe, pulled the door closed, and attempted to conceal myself behind Mary's small collection of frocks.
I heard footsteps up the stairs, the bedroom door open, the light click on, and then with no hesitation at all the wardrobe door swung open and there was Mary's mum staring at my pale naked form.
To her credit, her only words were, "I think you'd better leave."
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