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Theophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.

(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Physics and the recursive student
Sometimes fun and interesting, sometimes dull with very hard sums and that.
Physics teacher, awful monotone voice that lulled you to sleep.
Classroom, ground floor with big windows that open wide to outside.
The rules of the game were simple:
When teacher turns her back to write on board, jump out of window and run around to door.
Knock politely and apologise for being late, take seat.
Rinse and repeat.

One boy got away with it 4 times in a row, maybe just a perplexed look and a raised eyebrow from the teacher and an "OK Mike, sit down".
We figure she must have been on some heavy duty anti-depressants or had a severe short term memory problem, whatever it was, she left abruptly mid-term and never returned.

Sorry Miss.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:15, 4 replies)
Or she saw him jump out the window
the first time he did it.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:18, closed)
For some reason
That would be even funnier.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:16, closed)
I love this :D

(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:25, closed)
we used to do a variation on this in English.
throw someone's bag, coat and folder out of the window - they would then have to ask to be excused to go to the loo (in reality to retrieve their belongings) only to return 5 minutes later looking like they'd just turned up for class.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:30, closed)

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