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Theophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.

(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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About five years ago, me and the missus were watching QI
She said, I love Alan Davies but it's too bad he's gay. I looked over, and she asked me, he is gay, isn't he?

I had to confirm that he is, indeed, as gay as a treeful of monkeys.

Last year, we had tickets to watch QI being filmed live. After the show, the guests were milling about, and I mentioned that I'd love to crack onto Sue Perkins, but there's an obvious issue there. The missus responded that she'd love to crack onto Alan Davies but...same problem.

It wasn't until we were safely outside that I told her the truth. Somehow she'd managed to completely miss the odd reference Alan has made about his partner (Katie, IIRC) on QI, and more unbelievably, every time he's been wittering on about being a new parent, which seems to made up the bulk of his contributions towards the past couple of series.

Ah, it's the little things that keep us amused.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 19:46, 3 replies)
OMG! He's gay??!??!

(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:10, closed)
I am fairly sure this could have been funny if it had been told differently, Em and Vee.
Still like ya though. x
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 20:55, closed)
I doubt it
but thanks anyway x
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 8:14, closed)

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