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Theophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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It was at a festival, there were drugs involved, OK?
During a fevered discussion about football late one night at InFest 2008, a friend of mine sought to back up his point by Googling something. Fumbling in each of his many pockets in turn, I quizzically enquired how he could not know exactly where his phone was at all times.

Quick as a flash he responded, "It's not a towel!"

Took me AGES to get it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:08, 12 replies)
that old classic always takes people a little while the first time.
a more modern response would have been "it's not a pashmina"
(I helped save b3ta! lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:20, closed)
that's because
a) you're a spastic

and

2) your friend is an unfunny cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:24, closed)
Haha, good one
Nice sig by the way, looking forward to a clunge ref in three or fours years' time.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:25, closed)
i have no idea what you're on about.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:31, closed)
that's because
a) you're a spastic

and

b) you're a spastic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:45, closed)
She's not a spastic
These days they are referred to as Scopers.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:54, closed)
Oh dear...
Did you not like the reading on the bathroom scales this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:26, closed)
you know full well that i deep-fried my bathroom scales and ate them last week.
stop bullying me.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:30, closed)
Did he have
his bike outside?
(username failed moderation, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:34, closed)
1) geeks
2) incest?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:40, closed)
InFest
It's a festival. Not a particularly popular one, which makes it easier to find your mates.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:55, closed)

mates
siblings
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:03, closed)

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