Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Uncle Mike (for that was his name)About 10 years ago, I worked with a guy who didn't really get much respect from others, but had plenty for himself, so it all balanced out. He was the type who would jump into others' conversations to explain the punchlines of jokes just told, or use his truck to block the way into the parking lot from the street. Ha ha.
Every day, without exception, his lunch consisted of a baloney sandwich on white bread, with a container of skim milk, which he would place in the employees' fridge in the morning.
One fateful day, at lunchtime, he took out his sandwich to find a bite had been taken.
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Squilliam but . . . . *I'm* the one with all the talent!, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 20:31,
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then what happened?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:30,
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I never inquiredThe story just came up in conversation while we were discussing how weird Uncle Mike was, and his frickin' baloney sandwiches. And knowing him, it was enough.
Oh, all right.
Hilarity ensued, then.
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Squilliam but . . . . *I'm* the one with all the talent!, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:44,
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