Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Me nephew's got in "innie"Not as in belly-button, but as in his cock. He had a rare condition that when he was born, his penis had developed inside-out and was growning INSIDE HIM instead. Obviously, if left unchecked and he got a hard-on he'd end up fucking his organs (literally), so docs had to operate on him at the age of 2.
So he was administered in hospital, and had to have the only thing which works for this; a penis extension operation, which was a complete success.
The kid's now aged 3, hung like a donkey and starring in porn.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:59,
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