Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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They were legless!A girl i knew at uni, woke up after a one night stand to find her conquest's leg resting against the sink. She'd shagged him but was so drunk that she'd not realised at the time.
It was so entertaining to see her try and convince everyone that it wasn't a problem when you could see the hypocarcy in her eyes...
(, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 12:51, Reply)
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