Mistaken IdentityJizzbiscuits-Murphy writes, "I was punched at a friend's party by a drunk who thought I was Russell Brand"
Well, if you dress anything like him, you probably deserved it, but who have you been mistaken for/mistaken other people for?
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chthonic, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:49)
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Got Glasses?I wear glasses. I can accept this fact now. After 22 years of having these ocular assistants clinging to my ears, I can just about deal with the fact that I will never be a fast-jet pilot like in Top-Gun, nor will I ever be an Air Traffic Controller.
I’m at peace with that.
But some people… Some people with the wit, intelligence and ability of your average garden snail, think it’s hi-fucking-larious to point out the fact that, because I wear glasses, I look like the following:
Austin Powers
Harry Potter
Joe 90
Honestly. I only look like Harry Potter a little bit. Except for the fact that I’m not naked and molesting horses.
Well, not now, anyway.
Some kind of length/wand joke should go here, but I can’t be bothered.
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Devil_In_Tights - A cheese and onion union jack tickler it is!, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 10:40,
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