MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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LMAO!!!When I was about 4 my uncle came round once while my parents were out shopping.
"Untle!! I is huuuuungwy!!" I cried. So he went into the kitchen to make me some cereal. As he came in stirring the bowl he sat me on his lap and said "Here comes the choo-choo train!" so I opened my mouth like a good boy.
So you can imagine how embarrassing it was when he began penetrating my tiny rectum with his haggered old penis. He didn't mean my mouth!! And the "cereal" was actually KY jelly... D'oh!!
How we laughed as he explained he would kill my parents if I ever told them.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2005, 11:17, Reply)
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