MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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Weird.Looking around a secondhand shop for some good shit, and finding none, I went to leave the shop just as some bloke was coming in. As he came in, he said to me:
Man: Swordfish?
Me: (confused) Ehh???
Man: (hopefully) Swordfish?
Me: Sorry, I don't work here!
Remember kids, the best comeback to a non-sequitur is another just like it.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Derren Brown.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 10 Oct 2005, 18:19,
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