MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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Mancs are rubbish muggers.About twenty years ago I was walking down an alley between two busy-ish shopping streets in Mancunianster. A pasty-faced little twat sidled up and flashed a knife at me and asked for my wallet. This was the era of Crocodile Dundee, but sadly I didn't have a big fuck-off knife. So for want of anything better to say or do I said "ummm ... yeah ... hang on a sec mate". This seemed to confuse the poor double-y-chromosomed fuck and I ran away.
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Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 16:57,
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