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Your Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.

They stole his green stick-on bow tie.

(, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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Got mugged in Swansea Bus Station
which is right in the city centre, surrounded by 300 passers-by, all of which watched while saying the maximum of "Oh dear."

Me an two mates are walking to our bus aisle, when a gang of 10 youths walk past. The smallest of them walks into Jason, after Jason tried to avoid the kid and the kid re-alligned to deliberately walk into him. He apologises and we continue to our bus aisle, waiting patiently with the other passengers and think nothing of it.

A minute later the gang turn back up, accusing Jason of trying it on with the youngest of the group. He apologises again, and says he tried to avoid him etc. The accuser sits there listening, then quickly spins around and lamps Jason in the cheek, and start beating him to the floor. Me and Johnny were then surrounded by the rest of the group, who try to hit us. Johnny's visually impared (10% vision), but still manages to guard himself, and I block about 5 punches from a chav who realises that I'm not going hit him back and give 10 people an excuse to leather me. They failed to grab a bag off Jason then leggit out of the centre.

It's nice when you have about 200 witnesses who all stood there watching this btw. One granny walks upto me and says "Are you all ok?", with me and Johnny ok, but Jason bleeding on the floor. "Yeah, fucking A1 love" I say while laughing. I decided to get security (as I knew staff in Debinhams at the time) and we were escorted into the main security centre for the Quadrant. Tis a very odd office indeed, which overlooks the entire area. The police were called, and the group were caught trying to mug someone else about an hour later in St Helen's road.

Fucking chavs.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 10:14, Reply)

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