My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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When I was a lad......I remember sitting in the library at school with my mate Al, when a couple of kids came over and asked if we wanted to see some porn. We said yes, and they showed up a couple of glossy mags for a moment, then went on their way.
"Phew" I said, "They had nice boobs". My friend Alex looked at me and said "But didn't you see their pussies?" "No" I said, naively, and a little distraught to have missed my first view of a sopping cunt - well, the first since I was born anyway.
He had to call them back over. Shameful.
As I got older I grew a lot taller and hairier and therefore became used to boldly strolling into the Newsagents at Thurrock Lakeside and purchasing a jazz periodicals. Before this happened though I would spend hours whacking over the panties section in the Kays catalogue. Also, there was the time I rubbed one one out over a fully-clothed Malandra Burrows from Emmerdale. And I'd do it again!
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