My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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My first experience with porn and my first understanding of porn.Traditional responses bore me, so here are my first endeavors in a haiku.
Daddy was wanking.
To the basement I spring.
"What's that on the telly?"
Porn, on my mind fresh!
Aroused, look, what delightful flesh!
Dad's secret stash was found!
Furious rubbing,
My equivalent scrubbing,
"Sex, this is," I thought.
Fast forward two years,
A young boy aged ten appears,
Sibling's health book found.
"What's this," the boy cries.
"What's this gash between her thighs?"
Childhood paradigm shattered.
Sudden thoughts discover truth!
In lesbian porn, you see,
Tab A avoids Slot B.
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