I caught a girl when she fell over in the street the other week outside Archway tube station
She was trying to run in heels, caught herself awkwardly on the kerb and performed an inelegant ballet of wobbling, skittering, tottering and flailing before finally spinning on one foot and pitching over backwards.

It was completely by pure chance that I was in exactly the right place to put my arm out and catch her before she hit the ground, but I did get to look like a bit of a hero for about ten seconds.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:40, 13 replies)

fell over in the street the other week outside Archway tube station

running away from me as fast as she could
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:48, closed)

Women can't help but swoon into my arms.
I never catch them, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:54, closed)

did you manage to cop a quick feel?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:56, closed)

I mainly caught her under the upper arm/armpit kind of area
there might have been a brief brush of side boob but nothing to write home about
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:00, closed)

"....and she accidentally fell on my Darth Vader figure, Your Honour"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:57, closed)

Bravo.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:14, closed)

Impeccable.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:41, closed)

Oh, well played.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:50, closed)

Did you then doff your fedora and say "Twas a pleasure, m'lady"?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:15, closed)

Twas a pleasure, m'lady We all float down here, in the darkness
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 10 May 2013, 10:30, closed)

with a raised eyebrow
that would make me spluff ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:31, closed)

I "doff" my "fedora" every night.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:50, closed)

How much money did you recover
from her purse ?
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 10 May 2013, 15:02, closed)