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Last time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.

Surely you've had a better near-death experience?

(, Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
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my bus home from school and woods
at the first stop there is a ginger chav waiting to go into high wycombe, and he attacked a year 9 @ the w/e and so we all shout abuse at him and just go "aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" really coarsely at him, anyway, he comes onto the bus one day and just goes in his chav voice "who the fuck is pullin this shit?!!!" and he goes up to this year 8 and goes " what you lookin' at?!!" and a year 9 just shouts "get off ginger!" and he shouts " oi who said that? fuck you bitch"

we're still waiting for him to pull a knife


i live near some woods and my dad does work in them, so i'm about 8 and i'm mucking about with a machete with a curved end and i'm just cutting up pieces of wood and mmy brother jogs me and i cut off the top of my thumb-could've died of blood loss

i am not sorry for anything

haha
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 17:04, Reply)

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