Near Death ExperiencesLast time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
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Deadly buses againNot really that near death, but quite amusing.
Once I was squeezing onto a very busy bus when the driver decided to close the door on my leg (luckily I was in the bus and was surprising calm considering I had no idea how powerful a bs door was). Fortunately they appear to be designed to allow them to close on people's legs.
Second time was again a busy bus and once again i was squished up against the door. This time when someone got on the bus he decided not to close the door! I'm teetering on the edge of oblivion trying my best to stop myself falling out of the bus.
Oddly enough I still didn't say anything to the bus driver.
I swear the bus drivers are trying to get me.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2004, 23:12, Reply)
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