Near Death ExperiencesLast time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
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Killer DigestiveWhen I was about 3 or 4, me and the rest of my family were at an airport getting ready to board a plane. To keep me quiet my mum gave me a plain digestive biscuit - I went off happlily enough to watch some planes landing. Next thing I know I am being hoisted upside down by a doctor who is thumping me on my back trying to dislodge the rogue undigestable biscuit.
My mum said I had turned a few different shades of blue by the time she had found a doctor - which in itself was lucky because she was infact looking for my dad who was in the bar drinking with the doctor that saved my life - he is now my family doctor.
Longtime reader first time poster - thanks!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 22:40, Reply)
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