Near Death Experiences IIFreddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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So let me get this straightThe cops 'saw the whole thing' - including you driving at 115mph. So they swapped your tyre for you, and sent you on your way. Very decent of them.
It was simpler times then. Doing 115mph on the M1, groping 12 year olds...the cops just used to turn a blind eye to minor stuff like that.
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120! get it right, son120 in a car that the interweb reckons had a top speed brand new of 110. Weighed down with a chav-load of audio gear and with five years of heavy-footed teenager on the clock.
This isn't poxy 115mph Tesco Value bullshit, this is M&S bullshit.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:21,
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I was wrong. I see that now.Hold me.
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I believe a tyre exploded.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:56,
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that bit is probably truealthough given that it's billy bs it wouldn't surprise me if even that but is second hand
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 17:07,
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- and a car that was not a twin turbo.needless embellishment.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 15 May 2014, 18:59,
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I reckon he'll pull the legless defence by tomorrow afternoon(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 19:22,
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