Never Meet Your HeroesThey're bound to disappoint - like the time we booked Wayne Hussey for the B3ta Radio Show. Five minutes before we're due to record, Wayne
phones, lost on the M25 with his Brazilian wife screaming in the background. Not so much the King of Goth, as a hen-pecked flake.
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chthonic, Thu 25 May 2006, 14:17)
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I'm 27 at the moment,but when I was six I met Princess Diana. It seems that soon after that meeting, she turned into a bullimic, attention seeking trollope. Who died, becasue she was too stupid to put on a seatbelt in a car travelling at high speed in a chase through busy Paris streets.
Maybe it was all my fault all those years ago.
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Oh, I also met the head of the Medical Research Council once and (I was hammered at the time) berated him for not looking enough like an academic. He was thin, fit and wearing a stylish suit. I thought, No! Old! White beard! Tweed jacket! Elbow Patches!
Nice bloke though.
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drunkenoaf, Thu 25 May 2006, 15:24,
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