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Thinly-disguised entrances to Hell where bad things happen. Tell us your dancefloor disasters.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:35)
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Edinburgh bash.
I went to a club on Saturday night with some B3tans.

There was me....quite tall old women trying to look cool.
Labia, nearly 6ft and sporting a kilt and a mohican.
Darklite probably over 6ft and wearing a suit.
Wookie looking like......well Wookie really.
Spakkaman wearing his tie-die brightly coloured t-shirt.
Davros in his lovely wedding coat
Tourettes wearing her sparkly wedding tiara and a lovely black dress.
Nostrobor, big rugby lad wearing his kilt and I think rugby shirt.


Those youngsters must have thought they'd been invaded by aliens trying to fit in.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:08, 10 replies)
Not at all
I'm used to b3ta bashes being quite the diaspora.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:26, closed)
If it was Frankensteins
I'm sure you just blended in, fantastically debauched place.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:46, closed)
Awwww
I've never been to a bash! Not that far from edinburgh either..... though if it WAS frankensteins and you, for some reason, saw the cubicle door in the gents, it was me who wrote replies to all the grafitti :) In november.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 1:44, closed)
Aww
It's a pity I'm

a)very new to b3ta
b)completely unknown by any and all of the b3tans
c)skint
d)not altogether very funny
e)especially unknown by the newlywed b3tans
f)liable to make an arse of myself whilst drunk

because, y'know, I'm in Edinburgh.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 2:30, closed)
Then you're a damn fool for not turning up.
We even tolerate not very funny people if they are attractive or have some other skills like bending their legs behind their head.


I don't know what club it was but it was full of kids : (
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:57, closed)
Similar for me...
Even so, I'd still have gone if the bash hadn't been planned for the three weeks in a five month period when I wasn't in Edinburgh.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 14:01, closed)
YOU HAVE SIX FOOT LABIA!??
Holy shit.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:00, closed)
Someone's got to say it:

Pictures or it didn't happen!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:09, closed)
Yep
we sure made a strange bunch. Especially on the dancefloor...

*cringes slightly (at own attempts)*

*reads BGB's board sig*

*hugs squishily*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:00, closed)
Did most of the people who signed up make it to the bash?


I'll make one someday as long as my poor attempts at jokes don't get me kicked off of here.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:45, closed)

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