Nights Out Gone WrongIn celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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dreamtimeMy best laid plans ended in woe not through massive drugs or alcohol abuse, but through weird dreams. I'd had a challenging day at work and was looking forward to nothing more than a good nights sleep. I unplugged the phone, got a hot water bottle, selected a good book and nodded off peacefully after a few pages. Unfortunately, while in blissful slumber, things took a turn for the worse. I had a dream where my best mate was sucking my cock! I awoke with a start and was a bit unsettled, but I was so tired I drifted off again - and sure enough the dream came back! My best mate, giving me a sloppy headjob! Needless to say I woke up again, alarmed and in a terrible dilemma. I mean, how on earth do I tell him he's gay?
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:34,
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hahahahaEverybody click this and then close the QOTW early.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 10:56,
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Next time he's noshing you off, slip some Judy Garland on the gramaphone.He'll take the hint.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:41,
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Standupstandard *click*
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love it. Click.(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 12:40, closed)
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